A Forgetable Camp

     It was supposed to be the initial shakedown trip with our camper after retrieving it out of winter storage. Wife Wendy and I planned a mini-vacation in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan to make sure all the electrical, plumbing and propane-powered appliances on our 18-foot Puma Ultra Light were in working order.

    But we made an unfortunate discovery on the day we were due to depart. I pulled out one of the cardboard boxes we had stored underneath the camper floor to discover it was filled with what amounted to confetti.

    A gang of rodents at the camper storage facility must have had a shredding party of some sort. What was shredded we couldn't determine as the mice did a better job than the professionals at the CIA,. Nevertheless, we replaced a heavy duty electrical cord they destroyed also. Good thing we did as we forgot our regular extension cord. We use that and my power drill to level the camper. I forgot to bring the power drill anyway. I had to level the camper manually.

    So we had electricity in our camper when we set up but for some reason no running water. We contacted the dealer that winterized our camper who told us to remove an access panel underneath the sink so we could open a valve there.

    That required us having the proper tools. We forgot to bring tools. We had to make a trip to the local hardware store to buy a screwdriver. But once we got access to the valve we got water. But then we weren't getting propane to flow to our stove.

    I opened the valve to the propane tank but that didn't help. After some time had passed Wendy asked if I had turned a switch that would allow the propane to flow through to the camper. Ooops. Forgot about that too. Once I flipped the switch, we got the stove burner to work.

    I remembered to bring my shaving kit but forgot to pack my electric razor. Wendy said I could borrow her razor but without my shaving cream, which I also forgot to pack, I sliced my chin. Fortunately, I did remember to bring bandages. They were packed in my shaving kit.

    It was time for a road trip so we could enjoy the scenery and relax. Our campground was located near the iconic Pictured Rocks lakeshore. It's a very beautiful national monument full of waterfalls and colorful cliffs. It does require a national parks pass, however.

    Last year we visited another U.S. National Lakeshore, this one at Sleeping Bear Dunes. But I had forgotten to bring my national parks pass which I've had for years. So I bought another one for Wendy then so we would both have one. It wasn't cheap but I figured we learned an expensive lesson.

    Or not. I didn't bring my national park passport this time. Wendy didn't bring hers' either. Were we about to pay $25 for the cheapest pass available and learn another expensive lesson? Heck, no. We skirted the Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore and opted for a boat ride on Lake Superior instead.

    We were starting to wonder whether those rodents shredding party didn't include our master packing list.

    Back from our boat ride, we decided to relax and play a game of cribbage. We did bring our cribbage board. But we needed a deck of playing cards too.

    Ooops/